justin bieber: i didnt know it was illegal
police: haha it ok
let’s agree to stop puns after December 31, 2013
What’s our pun-ishment if we don’t?
my last words are probably going to be ‘wait what’
marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it
I’m not trying to make friends here im starting an army
[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3
So I was at Target with my dad when I wondered around and saw this…
Its Ryan Fucking Gosling on a Diary … It even says stuff inside it
IT GETS BETTER
THIS DIARY ACTUALLY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU AND HEAR ABOUT YOUR DAY.
IT ALSO GIVES YOU ITS OWN BUBBLE TO WRITE YOUR OWN COMPLIMENT YO YOURSELF.
It’s fucking true if you youtube search “Doge meme” all the text goes to comic sans and some of it is different colours.